Movies entertain, challenge and bring joy to audiences all around the world. However, at the end of the day, the movie industry is a business. People make movies for a living, so there's a need to turn a profit once the product is completed. However, movies shouldn't just be a means to make money. The stories they tell should be meaningful and offer audiences something they can take away from. Whether it's a blockbuster sequel or an independent arthouse film, a movie needs to resonate and connect with the public.
More importantly, it needs to be able to justify its existence. Like any other successful industry, Hollywood can be very greedy and lazy, and love to invest in cheap cash grabs. There's a huge appetite for nostalgia and what's familiar, and it's easy to fall into the trap of doing what's safe. However, the worst cash grab movies have little to no substance, so much so that it becomes obvious they exist just to make a quick buck.
10 'Vacation' (2015)
Directed by John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein
The National Lampoon's Vacation films were some of the biggest comedies to come out of the 1980s, led by Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold. Each film follows Clark as he tries to create the perfect vacation for his family, whether in Europe or at Christmas, but his plans always spectacularly fail and get them into chaotic situations. Some of the humor included in the films is slightly outdated, but they remain endlessly rewatchable, particularly thanks to the genius of Chase.
Nearly twenty years later, Vacation was released, a sequel following Clark's adult son Rusty (Ed Helms) as he takes his family on their own disastrous vacation. With the original films being so beloved, the filmmakers likely thought they would have a hit on their hands. However, Vacation proved to be terribly unfunny, with none of the humor translating well to this day in age. It features the same old, tired jokes we've seen before (but better), and adds absolutely nothing to the legacy of this franchise.
Vacation
R
Release Date July 29, 2015
Director Jonathan M. Goldstein , John Francis Daley
Cast Chevy Chase , Christina Applegate , Leslie Mann , Ed Helms , Chris Hemsworth , Beverly D'Angelo
Runtime 99 Minutes
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9 'Halloween Kills' (2021)
Directed by David Gordon Green
Halloween is one of the biggest horror franchises of all time, and has had a number of hit-and-miss sequels since the original in 1978. Just when it seemed like the series was done, David Gordon Green released the pleasantly surprising Halloween in 2018, a direct sequel to the original that felt fresh while also paying homage to its roots. That film was the first in a trilogy, followed by Halloween Kills in 2021, which, unfortunately, proved that the only thing that needed to be killed was the Halloween franchise.
After Michael Myers escapes (again), Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) joins a vigilante mob that sets out to stop him once and for all. Instead of being delightfully thrilling, the film takes itself far too seriously, and essentially consists of people shouting "EVIL DIES TONIGHT!" for nearly two hours. Any love or care for the series or its characters is absent, making this one big mess that was purely made to push the franchise forward and set up more installments.
Halloween Kills
R
Release Date October 15, 2021
Director David Gordon Green
Cast James Jude Courtney , Anthony Michael Hall , Judy Greer , Andi Matichak , Kyle Richards , Will Patton , Nick Castle , Jamie Lee Curtis
Runtime 105 Minutes
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8 'Ice Age: Collision Course' (2016)
Directed by Mike Thurmeier
The Ice Age movies are universal family favorites, following the adventures of mammoth Manny (Ray Romano), sloth Sid (John Leguizamo) and sabertooth tiger Diego (Denis Leary). While the first movie remains the best of the bunch, its multiple sequels, such as Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Continental Drift, are just as much fun to watch. Sure, maybe they're not entirely necessary, but they offer fun new adventures and characters, like Manny's love interest Ellie (Queen Latifah) and Sid's Granny (Wanda Sykes).
The same can't be said for Ice Age's fifth installment, Collision Course. While chasing after his beloved acorn in space, squirrel Scrat (Chris Wedge) sends an asteroid to Earth. The Ice Age movies are obviously supposed to be far-fetched and ridiculous, but the inclusion of outer space feels like the equivalent of jumping the shark. Worse than that, the vibrant humor is gone, and new characters are introduced who are totally forgettable. This blatant cash grab proves it is time for this series to go extinct.
Ice Age: Collision Course
PG
Release Date July 22, 2016
Director Galen T. Chu , Mike Thurmeier
Cast Melissa Rauch , Simon Pegg , Jennifer Lopez , Queen Latifah , Nick Offerman , Stephanie Beatriz , Keke Palmer , Seann William Scott , Denis Leary , Max Greenfield , John Leguizamo , Adam Devine , Ray Romano
Runtime 100minutes
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7 'Speed 2: Cruise Control' (1997)
Directed by Jan de Bont
Speed was one of the defining action movies of the 90s, with star turns from both Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. In the film, a terrorist plants a bomb on a moving bus that will explode if it travels at less than fifty meters per hour. It's an action-packed and adrenaline-fueled ride that became a global hit. Making a sequel to a successful film like Speed does make sense, but Speed 2: Cruise Control turned out to be a disaster for many reasons.
While Bullock returned, Reeves did not, and the film sorely feels his absence and their chemistry - but that's not the main problem. The sequel sees a computer hacker break into the system of a cruise liner, setting it on a collision course into a large oil tanker. The plot is unbelievably over-the-top and convoluted, missing the simplicity and genius of the speeding bus, which is actually why Reeves didn't return. Speed 2 proves that bigger isn't always better, and that great films should only get sequels if they are somewhat as good as the original.
Speed 2: Cruise Control
PG-13
Release Date June 13, 1997
Director Jan de bont
Cast Sandra Bullock , Jason Patric , Willem Dafoe , Temuera Morrison , Brian McCardie , Glenn Plummer , Colleen Camp , Lois Chiles , Mike Hagerty , Bo Svenson , Francis Guinan , Jeremy Hotz , Royale Watkins , Christine Firkins , Tamia , Kimmy Robertson , Patrika Darbo , Connie Ray , Susan Barnes , Charles Parks , Enrique Murciano , Jessica Diz , Alex Montesino , Mark Adair-Rios , Xavier Coronel , Tyler Patton , Craig A. Pinckes
Runtime 125 Minutes
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6 'Jaws: The Revenge' (1987)
Directed by Joseph Sargent
Steven Spielberg's Jaws is one of the most iconic and influential movies ever made, with its release marking the birth of the Hollywood blockbuster. Ever since then, viewers have been terrified of swimming at the beach. The success of that film spawned two very inferior sequels, Jaws 2 and Jaws 3-D, where Spielberg's absence is deeply felt. However, it is 1987's Jaws: The Revenge that truly marks an all-time low for the series, and it is a wonder how it ever got greenlit in the first place.
In the film, Ellen Brody (Lorraine Gary) is now a widow, and - get this, is convinced that a great white shark is seeking revenge on her family. So apparently, now, the shark is taking things personally and has motives. Lacking any tension or thrill, the film feels like it should be a parody, but supposedly isn't. With a Rotten Tomatoes score of 2%, there is absolutely no reason for this joke of a movie to exist.
Jaws: The Revenge
PG-13
Release Date July 17, 1987
Director Joseph Sargent
Cast Lorraine Gary , Michael Caine , Mario Van Peebles , Lance Guest , Karen Young , Judith Barsi , Lynn Whitfield , Mitchell Anderson
Runtime 89 minutes
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5 'Disenchanted' (2022)
Directed by Adam Shankman
When Disney released Enchanted in 2007, it was a massive hit among audiences, thanks to its original storyline and deconstruction of fairytale tropes. When Princess Giselda (Amy Adams) is banished from her magical kingdom (which is portrayed through animation), she is transported to New York City (which is portrayed through live-action). It made for a clever blend of worlds colliding and many heartfelt and hilarious moments. Fifteen years later, its sequel, Disenchanted, was released on Disney+.
It is very easy to see why Disenchanted skipped theaters and went straight to Disney+. It is missing all the smarts and wit that made the first film so refreshing, and leans into clichés without them being endearing or interesting. The story, which sees Giselle turn wicked, is much weaker, and the songs are so forgettable you won't be able to name a single one. Enchanted was a wondrous and self-aware triumph that worked perfectly on its own, and this soulless sequel ruins that.
Disenchanted
PG
Release Date November 24, 2022
Director Adam Shankman
Cast Amy Adams , Patrick Dempsey , Maya Rudolph , Idina Menzel , James Marsden , Jayma Mays , Yvette Nicole Brown , Oscar Nunez , Gabriella Baldacchino
Runtime 120 minutes
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4 'Zoolander 2' (2016)
Directed by Ben Stiller
One of Ben Stiller's first major leading roles was in the satirical comedy Zoolander, where he plays Derek Zoolander, a male model who heavily lacks any intelligence. The film offers a silly and exaggerated social commentary on the fashion industry and society's obsession with image. It became such a hit that it made Zoolander's "Blue Steel" pose iconic all around the world. Its long-awaited sequel, Zoolander 2, became highly anticipated, but unfortunately ended up being one of the worst sequels of all time.
Derek and his model pal Hansel (Owen Wilson) are lured back into the modeling world when prominent celebrities are mysteriously assassinated. The film may have double the cameos that the original did, but that can't save the fact that this is essentially a stale rehash of elements from the first movie. It doesn't have a creative bone in its body, opting for cheap humor that falls flat. Derek and Hansel should have stayed in hiding.
Zoolander 2
m
Release Date February 12, 2016
Director Ben Stiller
Cast Christine Taylor , Owen Wilson , Kristen Wiig , Ariana Grande , Ben Stiller , Fred Armisen , Will Ferrell , Penelope Cruz , Olivia Munn , Billy Zane , Benedict Cumberbatch
Runtime 102 Minutes
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3 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' (2021)
Directed by Malcom D. Lee
While the original Space Jam definitely isn't a cinematic masterpiece, it is still a much loved cult classic for those who grew up in the '90s. The film, which sees NBA superstar Michael Jordan team up with the Looney Tunes, is a nostalgic capsule of the pop culture of its time period. Warner Bros. tried to create the same magic again in 2021 with Space Jam: A New Legacy, casting modern basketball star LeBron James to fill Jordan's shoes. However, this sequel makes the original movie look like an Oscar-worthy piece of art.
Al G. Rhythm (Don Cheadle), an evil A.I., kidnaps LeBron's son Dom (Cedric Joe) and traps him in a virtual world. LeBron must team up with the Looney Tunes and win a game of basketball to save him. The inclusion of A.I. was obviously supposed to appeal to the next generation, but the film has no creativity or depth. It is basically a two-hour commercial for the studio and the extensive I.P. they own, from Harry Potter to Batman. The Looney Tunes deserve better than being used to promote other franchises and make quick cash for the studio.
Space Jam: A New Legacy
PG
Release Date July 16, 2021
Director Malcolm D. Lee
Cast Eric Bauza , Don Cheadle , Jeff Bergman , Gabriel Iglesias , Sonequa Martin-Green , LeBron James , Cedric Joe , Bob Bergen
Runtime 115 Minutes
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2 'Pinocchio' (2022)
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
Over the past ten years, Disney has gotten very comfortable adapting their animated classics into live-action movies. One could argue that all of them are cash grabs, but there are definitely some that make more sense than others, such as The Jungle Book and Pete's Dragon. While even unnecessary adaptations like Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin are entertaining, one of the absolute worst of the lot is Robert Zemeckis's version of Pinocchio from 2022.
Despite a great director at the helm, Pinocchio is a lifeless film that offers nothing new. Visually, the character designs are all the same as in the original, and the story is told in a way that is hollow and boring. It's hard not to compare it to Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio, which was released in the same year and had so much more artistic vision and uniqueness. That film proved that a story is worth retelling if it is told in a new way, but Disney's version is just a carbon (and worse) copy).
Pinocchio
PG
Release Date September 7, 2022
Cast Joseph Gordon-Levitt , Tom Hanks , Benjamin Evan Ainsworth , Angus Wright , Cynthia Erivo , Sheila Atim , Lorraine Bracco , Keegan-Michael Key , Jamie Demetriou , Giuseppe Battiston , Kyanne Lamaya , Jaquita Ta'le , Lewin Lloyd , Luke Evans , Dean Johnson , Evie Templeton , Conall Turner
Runtime 105 minutes
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1 'The Lion King' (2019)
Directed by Jon Favreau
As previously mentioned, it is likely true that all the Disney live action remakes are not necessary, even if they are somewhat enjoyable to watch. However, if there is one that absolutely has no right to exist, it is 2019's The Lion King. The original film is arguably Disney's best animated movie ever, and is a masterpiece that has remained timeless. From its epic story and humor, to its emotionality and phenomenal music, it is a perfect movie.
It should have been left alone, but, of course, Disney loves money too much. 2019's The Lion King is a movie that practically has "cash grab" labeled across it. It is nearly a shot-for-shot remake, and while the visual effects are phenomenal, they take away all the individuality and emotion that the characters express. All the color and vibrancy of the original is absent, and the whole result is far less impactful as a result. This was clearly a movie made for one purpose, and it wasn't to create something meaningful.
The Lion King
PG
Release Date July 19, 2019
Director Jon Favreau
Cast James Earl Jones , John Kani , Shahadi Wright Joseph , Eric Andre , Donald Glover , JD McCrary , Alfre Woodard , Chiwetel Ejiofor , Beyoncé , Florence Kasumba , john oliver , Seth Rogen , Keegan-Michael Key , Billy Eichner
Runtime 118 minutes
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