Xavi Torrent, Redferns/Getty Images / Pacific Press, LightRocket via Getty Images / Gary Wolstenholme, Redferns/Getty Images
You'll want to avoid these 10 metal Christmas songs if you're looking to host a warm, cheerful gathering for your family this year.
Nothing sends your loved ones right back out the front door than lyrics about Santa, strippers and axe murders.
Then again, maybe getting your family out of your house is what you really want for Christmas this year. Who are we to judge?
READ MORE: Five Most Cringeworthy Rock + Metal Songs About Sports
Here are 10 metal songs not to play in front of your family on Christmas (unless you really want them to leave).
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:
"If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas / You know where to stick those jingle bells / If I ain't hammered, it ain't Hanukkah / And all you motherfuckers go to hell."
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:
"In the back of his sleigh, he's got some hoe hoe hoe's / They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehose / He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer / Yeah, you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a / He's got a bitchin' red suit and he's totally buff / He'll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff."
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:
"There's no presents, not this Christmas / There's no presents / Tom and Jerry, drinking Sherry / They don't give a damn."
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:
"'Twas the night before Christmas / At just five years old / My parents were butchered / In the blistering cold / He seemed jolly at first / In his suit stained with red / He let out a laugh / But then left us for dead."
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:
"Officially we despise any of those Christian customs / But in secrecy we can't flee the Christmas spell / I bet you can't imagine how sentimental we can be: 5 bearded vikings reenact the nativity scene."
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:
"He's inside in the house / Looking for my room / Someone drank the glass of milk / That I've put on the floor / Have I been so bad / Santa will not bring me gifts and... / Krampus will come / What is this noise on my door?"
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:
"Wake up, it's Christmas mourn / Those loved have long since gone / The stockings are hung but who cares / Preserved for those no longer there / Six feet beneath me sleep."
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:
"Oh my God, it's here, this awful time of year / How I hate the snow is falling / Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting / Hey Jack! They say, let me take a guess now! You're getting K-Mart clothes again! / And then, I had a revelation! / This is my chance to sew their lips clean shut with fear."
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:
"'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club (Oh yeah, oh yeah) / Was the sound of bikers moaning as their crotches got rubbed (Oh yeah, oh yeah) / Come on, baby, hey / Stripper Christmas summer weekend every day / She liked heavy metal like her head was a hole (Oh yeah, oh yeah) / And they played heavy metal and she spun on a pole (Oh yeah, oh yeah)."
Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave: